- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

su algato es en fuego

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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