A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Women's rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Patriarchy.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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robin, get in the car.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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