What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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