- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Your Mom The End.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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