- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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