- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Your Mom The End.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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