Yah? Well your a ********

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Libraries.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Asian NASCAR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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