- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Knock knock, come in.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Knock Knock, Come in.

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