What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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