- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens Basketball.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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