Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Animal

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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knock knock. no one's home..

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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