There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Arrow to the Knee

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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