Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Knock knock

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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i have cancer

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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I like turtoes.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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