- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Where did John go? Refrigerator

MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

minorities

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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