Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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The joke below me is retarded

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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