I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Diana and victoria

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