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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Anti Joke

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