w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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A hayride would be fun.

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