A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Diana and victoria

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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i like pie

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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