Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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2+2= 478

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Christians

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Knock knock

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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