Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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