What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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LOL -LOL GUY

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Libraries.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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