womens sports...

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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2+2= 478

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Womens rights

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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