Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Sarah Palin

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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