What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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