Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Knock knock

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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