Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Gale swallows.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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whats black. an african american person

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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