- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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