What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Dick Chaney

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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