What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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FIRE!!

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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