What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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The Colts this year.

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