Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Women's rights.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Ted Haggard.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Good to see you today!

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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