- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

what the hell happened to your face

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A BABY seal walks into a club

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

what is not funny? This joke.

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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