Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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I've got a boner

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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i was molested.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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