A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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women's rights

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Dick Chaney

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69.9

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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