- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Good to see you today!

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

what is not funny? This joke.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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