A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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