What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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