Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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