why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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