A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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FIRE!!

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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