Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Swag.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Anti Joke

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