A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

elliot forsythe is a paedo

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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