Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Got milk? No.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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