Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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