That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

So a baby seal walks into a club.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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