What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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a Jew had a small nose

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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my bubbles!

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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