A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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