Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Lacrosse

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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am i invited to party? no

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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