- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Why dont we just make fun of both? mexican music plays

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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