Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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poop.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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