What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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