Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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japan4.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Anti Joke

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