- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

A man buys free health care...

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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