A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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hi, im sober.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Invisible Television.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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