What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Caitlyn.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Anti Joke

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