What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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