What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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